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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-21

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 23:23:00 +0000

@motem I HAVE HEARD YORE W.O.R.D.S. AND YOU EAR IS AN EARTH FOREST TO BE WRECKED WITH> #
SLOW HAND @motem YOUR HAND MAYBE SOLW BUT YOU MUST HORR Y TO MEET MY OLD HAT #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-14

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 23:23:00 +0000

Is this your face? #
KONG HATS TO MY MLD GAT FOR SWEEPING UP AFTEP MY OSCAR AWARds @dee3nah #
MHAT AM I DONGING IN PAPPYS BASEMNET? #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-07

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:23:00 +0000

@sars_measles ƎᴎO ǝH⊥ Ǝᴚ0ɥm Ǝm sI ʇı ou in reply to sars_measles #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-21

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:23:00 +0000

Old hat & nico #
Shetl bus #
Give a dog a boner #
Mom, i had a band dream last night #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-24

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 23:23:00 +0000

@nellboes I LONGE FOR @dee3nah I HOPE @deenahcassidy DOESN"T BURN HERSELF DANCING ON THE STARS in reply to nellboes #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-17

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:23:00 +0000

WOWO TODAY IS BORING? PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING FUNNY SO MY EXISTENCE WILL BE BETTER BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS THE BEGINNING OF THE HEEL POROUS #
IT IS FOR DAYS THAT I HAVE BEEN BORED> DOES NO ONE CARE FOR MY EXISTENTIALISTANCE? #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-17

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:23:00 +0000

WOWO TODAY IS BORING? PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING FUNNY SO MY EXISTENCE WILL BE BETTER BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS THE BEGINNING OF THE HEEL POROUS #
IT IS FOR DAYS THAT I HAVE BEEN BORED> DOES NO ONE CARE FOR MY EXISTENTIALISTANCE? #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-10

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:23:00 +0000

FROM THE MEDICINE I" HAVE LEARNED THAT NEVER SHOULD ONE USE ONE WORD WHEN FOUR WOULD BE MORE THAN SUFFICIENT #
@MayslesCinema I MIGHT HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE DOCUMENT `uhf`, the tale of the difference between the UHF AND vhf television broadcasting band in reply to MayslesCinema #
@caseyholford I CANNOT READ THAT http://bit.ly/4sokSp in reply to caseyholford #
@caseyholford THIS CHEESE SOUNDS LIKE A YANKOWISIONARY CHILD in reply to caseyholford #
@Smaysles WHAT ARE YOU SAYING I CANT REMEMBER? IT WAS ALL DREAM in reply to Smaysles #
@MayslesCinema I DID NOT MAKE THAT FILM< IT INSPRED ME> PLEASE SHOW ME IT in reply to MayslesCinema #
@dee3nah THIS YEAR I NEED A NEW SON TO RESOLVE AROUND> THE ONE I HAVE RIGHT NOW IS TURNING INTO A MAJOR BLA**HOLE #
#ThingsYouDontSay #willgetyourejected #whatsfunnierthan #uksnow #
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Star-sizes.jpg #
LAMENTING A LAME ANT #
I JUST SOILED MY ROYAL OATS #
THINKING ABOUT MY TEMPORARY LOBE> I HOPE IT DOESN'T LEAVE TO SOON #
GOING TO DUNK IN DONUTS IN MY MIND #
NEW FLASK: HAM-HANDED HAIR JOB COST HARRY PALMS #
WEARING MY GENGHIS THONG #
SHE KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON> "NO CHILI" #
GLUTEOUS MAXIMIZED : IT"S NATURE"S WEDGIE #
WHOA I APPLE GUISE FOR THE HIGH TWATTER> THEY WERE BACKED UP FROM WHEN MY INTERNET WAS SLOW> I LIVE FAR AWAY> THE TECH GOT UP #
@dangerfishback I THINK SOMEONE STOLE YOUR EMAIL> IT IS KYLIE> THEY SWIM IN POOLS> I A M ON TWITTER COMMUNICATION UNTIL YOU GET YOUR MAILBK #
@dangerfishback I UNDERSTAND KNOW< ITS A MANTRA TO FOLD SPC> I WILL FOLD IT & SEE U THERE< BUT U WILL NOT KNOW< BOT U WILL IN A DFRNT DMNSN in reply to dangerfishback #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-03

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:23:00 +0000

@Smaysles I MEANTO REPLY< NOT RT< IM HOME FOR THE WHOLLY HIGH DAZE> WITH THE W FAMILY YANKOVIC> SUPPOSED TO BE FUN< BUT I NEVER REMEMBER THM #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-03

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:23:00 +0000

@Smaysles I MEANTO REPLY< NOT RT< IM HOME FOR THE WHOLLY HIGH DAZE> WITH THE W FAMILY YANKOVIC> SUPPOSED TO BE FUN< BUT I NEVER REMEMBER THM #