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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-07

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:23:00 +0000

@sars_measles ƎᴎO ǝH⊥ Ǝᴚ0ɥm Ǝm sI ʇı ou in reply to sars_measles #

Kick Us In THE TEETH

W. Alan Yankovic — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:31:32 +0000

SOMEONE TALKED ABOUT MY OLD HAT ON MY FACE

ONE SHOULD NOT HAVE ANOTHR ONE DO THE WORK THEY WANT TO DO> IT MAKES ONE LAZY> BE THE ONE THAT YOU BE

IT MAKES ME LAUGHTER AT YOUR THE LAUGHING ONE< BECAUSE IF YOU LAUGH YOU MUST KNOW THE TRUTH< AND IN THIS CASE YOU RE THE DE_SIEVED ONE BECAUSE IF YOU NKOW ANYTHING YOU WOULD BE KICKING MHYYOLDHATS IN THE TEETH ALREADY

TO HELP DEE DEE DEE LEARN HOW TO BE THE ONE HE ALREADY IS NOT QUITE YET< MY OLD HAT PREPARED A RECORDING OF MY words

please lighten inside of your elf dee de< THIS MIGHT HELP

Kick Us in the Teeth (DEEDEE)

ARND REMEMBER< DON”T BE LAZY AND WORK HARD YOU WANT TO GET SOMETHING DONE DO IT ONCE ELF

MY FRIEND HAMAD

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 03:56:14 +0000

I RE SEEDED AN EMAIL FROM A FRIENDLY HAMAD THIS OTHER DAY< I AM SHARING IT WITH YOU HERE:

Can you believe it! I made it to another birthday! 58 years old. I’ve worked so hard, and have so much I want to learn and do. I’m just not ready to leave earth yet. I’m hoping I’ll see 59! Maybe in about a few months . . . .

Hamad.

I DON”T BELIEVE HIM> BUT HE SOUNDS SO HAPPY> HERE IS HIS PICTURE WHICH HE SENT AS AN E_TTACHMENT

I WROTE THE CAPTION< NOT HIM< SO GIVE CREDIT TO THE DEBTOR THAT”S DUE>

HE SEEMS SCARED OF DYING>" title="HAMADS BARTHDAY" width="334" height="348" class="size-full wp-image-115" />

HAMAD IS BLOWING OUT CANDLES WITH EYES CLOLSED> HE SEEMS SCARED OF DYING>

SO HAMAD< HE SAYS HE”S NOT READY TO LEAVE THE EARTH YET> I GET IT> AFTER ALL I HAVEN”T BEEN THERE YET SO WHY WOULD HE WANT TO STAY THERE WHEN I AM HERE? IT IS UNDERSTATEDABLE> BUT< HAMAD< YOU HAVE SEEN THE FIFTY_EIGHT< & YOU WANT TO SEE THE FIFTY_NINE> BUT AS YOURSELF< WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE TWO POINTS? YOU SEE NOT FIFTY_EIGHT AND FYFTI_NINE< BUT ONLY THE FIFTY_NINE BECAUSE THE FIFTY_EIGHT IS CONTAINED WITHIN BOTH>

REMEMBER< WEIGHT NOT ONE> NOT>

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-21

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:23:00 +0000

Old hat & nico #
Shetl bus #
Give a dog a boner #
Mom, i had a band dream last night #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-24

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 23:23:00 +0000

@nellboes I LONGE FOR @dee3nah I HOPE @deenahcassidy DOESN"T BURN HERSELF DANCING ON THE STARS in reply to nellboes #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-17

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:23:00 +0000

WOWO TODAY IS BORING? PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING FUNNY SO MY EXISTENCE WILL BE BETTER BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS THE BEGINNING OF THE HEEL POROUS #
IT IS FOR DAYS THAT I HAVE BEEN BORED> DOES NO ONE CARE FOR MY EXISTENTIALISTANCE? #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-17

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:23:00 +0000

WOWO TODAY IS BORING? PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING FUNNY SO MY EXISTENCE WILL BE BETTER BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS THE BEGINNING OF THE HEEL POROUS #
IT IS FOR DAYS THAT I HAVE BEEN BORED> DOES NO ONE CARE FOR MY EXISTENTIALISTANCE? #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-10

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:23:00 +0000

FROM THE MEDICINE I" HAVE LEARNED THAT NEVER SHOULD ONE USE ONE WORD WHEN FOUR WOULD BE MORE THAN SUFFICIENT #
@MayslesCinema I MIGHT HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE DOCUMENT `uhf`, the tale of the difference between the UHF AND vhf television broadcasting band in reply to MayslesCinema #
@caseyholford I CANNOT READ THAT http://bit.ly/4sokSp in reply to caseyholford #
@caseyholford THIS CHEESE SOUNDS LIKE A YANKOWISIONARY CHILD in reply to caseyholford #
@Smaysles WHAT ARE YOU SAYING I CANT REMEMBER? IT WAS ALL DREAM in reply to Smaysles #
@MayslesCinema I DID NOT MAKE THAT FILM< IT INSPRED ME> PLEASE SHOW ME IT in reply to MayslesCinema #
@dee3nah THIS YEAR I NEED A NEW SON TO RESOLVE AROUND> THE ONE I HAVE RIGHT NOW IS TURNING INTO A MAJOR BLA**HOLE #
#ThingsYouDontSay #willgetyourejected #whatsfunnierthan #uksnow #
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Star-sizes.jpg #
LAMENTING A LAME ANT #
I JUST SOILED MY ROYAL OATS #
THINKING ABOUT MY TEMPORARY LOBE> I HOPE IT DOESN'T LEAVE TO SOON #
GOING TO DUNK IN DONUTS IN MY MIND #
NEW FLASK: HAM-HANDED HAIR JOB COST HARRY PALMS #
WEARING MY GENGHIS THONG #
SHE KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON> "NO CHILI" #
GLUTEOUS MAXIMIZED : IT"S NATURE"S WEDGIE #
WHOA I APPLE GUISE FOR THE HIGH TWATTER> THEY WERE BACKED UP FROM WHEN MY INTERNET WAS SLOW> I LIVE FAR AWAY> THE TECH GOT UP #
@dangerfishback I THINK SOMEONE STOLE YOUR EMAIL> IT IS KYLIE> THEY SWIM IN POOLS> I A M ON TWITTER COMMUNICATION UNTIL YOU GET YOUR MAILBK #
@dangerfishback I UNDERSTAND KNOW< ITS A MANTRA TO FOLD SPC> I WILL FOLD IT & SEE U THERE< BUT U WILL NOT KNOW< BOT U WILL IN A DFRNT DMNSN in reply to dangerfishback #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-03

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:23:00 +0000

@Smaysles I MEANTO REPLY< NOT RT< IM HOME FOR THE WHOLLY HIGH DAZE> WITH THE W FAMILY YANKOVIC> SUPPOSED TO BE FUN< BUT I NEVER REMEMBER THM #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-03

W. Alan Yankovic — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:23:00 +0000

@Smaysles I MEANTO REPLY< NOT RT< IM HOME FOR THE WHOLLY HIGH DAZE> WITH THE W FAMILY YANKOVIC> SUPPOSED TO BE FUN< BUT I NEVER REMEMBER THM #