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MY FRIEND HAMAD

I RE SEEDED AN EMAIL FROM A FRIENDLY HAMAD THIS OTHER DAY< I AM SHARING IT WITH YOU HERE: Can you believe it! I made it to another birthday! 58 years old. I’ve worked so hard, and have so much I want to learn and do. I’m just not ready to leave earth yet. I’m [...]

OPENED LETTER TO CHRISTYPHER JON

CHRISTOPHER JOHN WRITES: what is the nature of your reality? i understand you have children. are you a collective force of energy? what is your favorite color? c. I WRITE THE NATURE OF YOUR RELATIVITY IS THE REALITY OF YOUR NATURE> FOR YOU AS WELL AS FOR ME OF COURSE I HAVE CHILDREN> I AM [...]

DOING THINGS and NUMBEROLOGY

my old hat is working on recordings hardly. they are very dedicated to spreading my WAY AND I REALLY APPRECIATED WHAT THEY ARE DOING> BUT IT SEEMS THEY ARE FIGHTING LIKE SCHOOL CHILDREN HUDDLED AROUND THE CANDY BAR ON THE SCHOOLYARD THAT THE SMELLY KID THREW UP INTO THE AIR> I GAVE THEM SOME ADVICE< [...]

OPEN LETTER TO MARY KATE OLSON TWINS

DEARES T INTERNET I WAS READING THE COMMENTS ON MY OLD HAT NEWS. IT SEEMS MARY KATE OLSON TWINS WAS UPSET. HERE IS WHAT SHE SAID: I was there and I walked out as did half of the room: Old Hat was terrible. To talk out of one’s ass about music as presented in this [...]

MY OLD HAT IS NEWS

TODAY IS A JOYS DAY. i received my google alert today telling me that in the news is OLD HAT. if you don’t read THE NEWS then you are an irresponsive earthling. i am not an earthling, and have response for all earthlings THE NEWS. here for your consuming is now THE NEWS Folk and [...]

who is the new yorker?

THE NEW YORKER IS THE ONE TLKING ABUOT MY OLD HAT. HERE IS THE U R L OF THE NEW YORKE TALKING ABOUT IT, THE SHOW THIS IS SATURDY http://www.newyorker.com/arts/events/above/2009/12/07/091207goab_GOAT_above FROM WHAT I CAN TELL< THERE ARE MANY NEW YORKERS SO FER THERE TO the NEW YORKER IT IS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW WHO [...]

i need money $USD

last night tobias gooshank gave old hat tend ollars fro me. i am saving the money, and i’m going to buy a naked picture of a lady with a bear. i have $10USD ande I need $2.490USD to go. I am very close. GIVE ME THE MONEY AND I WILL BUY IT HERES THE LINK [...]

MY NEW BLOG

hELLO.  i WAS TALKING TO oLD hAT AND THEY TOLD ME i SHOULD HAVE A WEBSITE, SO i MADE A NEW BLOG. oOPS, CAPS LOCK.  That’s better. I’m very happy of being inside of the blogger’s fear.  With Old Hat helping me use use Earth’s world wide web version two, I can better ingest Earthlings [...]