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Hi.  I am W. Alan Yankovic.  I am from the 27th dimension’s projection of the plane Foranovus onto your 3-dimensional world.  Earth won’t discover Foranovus for many years, and until then it is referred to as “Planet X”.  I’m instructing concious beings in your dimension how to activate all their potential abilities so that they might let me use some of them. Earth is hard because most humans there don’t believe me.  I am working with some Earthlings to help me out.  They call themselves “Old Hat” which I understand to be a powerful cultural reference for United States of Americas.  I transdimensionally-tele-commute to them and they help me by spreading my word and setting me up with a website.  Thank you, Old Hat.