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Posts from ‘December, 2009’

HAPPY WHOLLY HIGH DAYS

I RECEIVED A PRANK PHONE CALL> I DONOT APPRECAITE THIS< “PAUL” Paul, Yeah, but I think problem. Yeah, 4102 okay. I can. Bye hope that wants to pack at the I’ll talk to you soon, but is there. Well good morning. Since we mine supposed to snow. From there, you know that I’d like to [...]

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-27

@nellboes Y OU ARE ON THE RUMUS> MY OLD HAT WAS TOO< I CA NSEE THAT TOGETHER WE HAVE A LOT INSIDE THE COMMONS> PLEASE FOLLOW MY W.A.Y. ON T in reply to nellboes # @fran_agnone NOW THA TYO VE SOON THE LESSER ALIENS< I HOPE YOU"VE COME TO LEARN THAT MY WAY IS ONE [...]

DOING THINGS and NUMBEROLOGY

my old hat is working on recordings hardly. they are very dedicated to spreading my WAY AND I REALLY APPRECIATED WHAT THEY ARE DOING> BUT IT SEEMS THEY ARE FIGHTING LIKE SCHOOL CHILDREN HUDDLED AROUND THE CANDY BAR ON THE SCHOOLYARD THAT THE SMELLY KID THREW UP INTO THE AIR> I GAVE THEM SOME ADVICE< [...]

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-20

The floor just walked all over my cutting bored. Which means it just walked all over the catch up. # @Smaysles I DO NOT KNOW SCUMBAITING, BUT I WANT LEARN MORE. PLS SEND ME 150,000,000 SCHOLARSHIP & I WILL LEARN AND THEN TEACH YOU. THANK YOU in reply to Smaysles # @theyellowshoes you NEED TO [...]

OPEN LETTER TO MARY KATE OLSON TWINS

DEARES T INTERNET I WAS READING THE COMMENTS ON MY OLD HAT NEWS. IT SEEMS MARY KATE OLSON TWINS WAS UPSET. HERE IS WHAT SHE SAID: I was there and I walked out as did half of the room: Old Hat was terrible. To talk out of one’s ass about music as presented in this [...]

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-13

anchovies: the pickle of the sea # stalemate of porpoise. # @Smaysles OF COURSE I AM A TWEET. IT IS HOW I WILL GET SO MANY FOLLOWERS ON THE SPACESHIP PLANET EARTH> PLEASE KEEP FOLLOWING MY WORD in reply to Smaysles # please come to my julian luncheon. we'll eat johnny cakes and yoko fries [...]

MY OLD HAT IS NEWS

TODAY IS A JOYS DAY. i received my google alert today telling me that in the news is OLD HAT. if you don’t read THE NEWS then you are an irresponsive earthling. i am not an earthling, and have response for all earthlings THE NEWS. here for your consuming is now THE NEWS Folk and [...]

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-06

Let's do the crosswalk again # why would you see old hat perform Friday night when you could see them perform friday and saturday night? google w alan yankovic for more # will you join the clean slate club with me? # Powered by Twitter Tools

who is the new yorker?

THE NEW YORKER IS THE ONE TLKING ABUOT MY OLD HAT. HERE IS THE U R L OF THE NEW YORKE TALKING ABOUT IT, THE SHOW THIS IS SATURDY http://www.newyorker.com/arts/events/above/2009/12/07/091207goab_GOAT_above FROM WHAT I CAN TELL< THERE ARE MANY NEW YORKERS SO FER THERE TO the NEW YORKER IT IS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW WHO [...]