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DOING THINGS and NUMBEROLOGY

my old hat is working on recordings hardly. they are very dedicated to spreading my WAY AND I REALLY APPRECIATED WHAT THEY ARE DOING> BUT IT SEEMS THEY ARE FIGHTING LIKE SCHOOL CHILDREN HUDDLED AROUND THE CANDY BAR ON THE SCHOOLYARD THAT THE SMELLY KID THREW UP INTO THE AIR> I GAVE THEM SOME ADVICE< THAT ITHNK IS APPLIED TO MANY OTHER PEOPLE SHARE IT HERE

MY OLD HAT IS A BAND LACTATED IN timeNOTspace. i do not know where you are loctated, but if it is TIMEnotSPACE THEN THIS APPLIES TO YOU TWO<

I DO NOT KNOW YOUR MISSION> I KONLY NOW MY OLD HATS MISSION IS TO spread my w.o.r.d.s. to as many people as possible as soon as possible. if you don’t have a mission, you can assume this one as your position. anyone cas spread my w.o.r.d.s. across the virgin earth that is the megastore that will refuse to carry my old hats albums because are they scared of my w.o.r.d.s.? we must learn; what will happen when all earthling knows my W.A.Y.? INFINITE PEACE? TRUE LOVE? PROBABLY NOT? BUT I MUST FIND OUT< AND YOU MEST SEND OUT FOR ME< OR JUST FOR YOURSELF< FIND YOUR MISSION AND THEN connect the four.

NOW YOU KNOW YOUR MISSION> SO HOW DO YOU CONNECT THE FOUR? FIRST YOU MUST KNOW THE FOUR< WHICHE MEANS YOU MUST KNOW SOME OF MY

basic numberology

for humans we use digital numberology. to find the scale of our numbers, the humans learn on their digits, which is to say THEY ARE FINGERS

here are the meanings of the fingers

  • 0 – this is the finger which is the NOT THE FINGER. IT IS PERHAPS THE MOST IMPORTANT< BECAUSE IT IS THE NOTHEING FROM WHICH ALL FINGERS MUST COME FROM>
  • 1 – THIS IS THE FIRST FINGER ON THE LEFT HAND> this is the first finger which comes out of the 0-finger (the hand with no fingers) and it is the seed of all understanding which you do not have yet. why is this? obviously because it allows you to point at things. it is the beginning of conciousness and your ability to interact with the world. YOU ARE RIPE WITH POTENTIALITY
  • 2 – THIS IS THE @ND FINGER ON THE LEFT HAND> it is the one in the middle. if the 1 is the seed, then the 2 is the egg. the 2 is the meeting of the fingers, the ability to do, but the lack of refinement in the actualy abiliti to do anything useful. the 2 is a time of waiting. it is also the time to express anger at your ability to not do because you can use just this finger to GIVE SOMEONE THE BIRD> BUT REMEMBER< YOU ONLY HAVE TO FINGERS SO THE BIRD HAS NOT EVEN BEEN BORN YET
  • 3 – THE #RD FINGER ON THE LOFT HAND! humans say this is for the rings. it a bursting of the energies that combine d in the egg and the seed of the 1 and the 2. it is mostly important because you can see my first name when these three fingers are extended and it says “W’. THIS IS THE BIRTH OF IDEAS THT YOU BRING IN TO THE WORDL
  • 4 – FINGER THE FOURTH ON THE LEFT HAND   » your hand has been fleshed out and you feel stable. you can do things with your hand like pick something up, through it at some ONE or even put your fingers in a bowling bowl and still have more fingers to go. THIS IS THE FEELING OF CONTENTMENT WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO BE A HUMAN BEING IN THE PHYSICS OF THE WORLD
  • 5 – FINGER FIVE on the left hand THE THUMB< you thought you were happy with four fingers. the four fingers are pretty good. you can do things with your hand like pick something up, through it at some ONE or even put your fingers in a bowling bowl and still have more fingers to go. BUT NOW YOU HAVE THE FIFTH FINGER THE THUMB> this is perhaps the MOST IMPORTANT FINGER ON THE LEFT HAND (with the exception of the 0-finger). this finger completes the contract with THE LAW OF FIVES> it also allows you to do W.A.Y. more things, like picking of the bolwing bawl and throwing it with direction intent. it allows you to say things are good and bad simply by pointing it up or down. BUT IT ALSO BRINGS ABOUT GREAT CONFLICT BECAUSE IT OPPOSES AL THE OTHER FINGERS> you were so content with the four, but now the 5 forces you to realize that you can go deeper. WILL YOU ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE? OR WILL YOU REMOVE YOUR 5th finger and relieve yourself of the incredible power of the HYPER-CONCIOUSNESS WHICH YOU WERE GIVEN POTENTIAL OF WITH THE )_FINGER? YOU HAVE THE POWER NOW IS THE TIME TO GO DEEPER OR FOREVER TURN AWAY AND NOT REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE A FUCKING WHOLE OTHER HAND!!!
  • 6 – THIS IS THE FIRST FINGER ON THE RIGHT HAND>>> you have already learned so much in the digits 0-5. now you have the 6. the 6 is a number of true beauty. it is the realizing that there is a whole another world accessible to you. WHERE THE LEFT HAND SATISFIES BASIC MANIPULATION OF THE WORLD AROUND YOU< THE RIGHT HAND SATISFIES MANIPULATIONS OF THE INNER WORLD INSIDE OF YOU> what does this mean? if you can control the world around you, and the world within you, then you are what OSWALD SABBATH might call A MASTER OF REALITY. THE SIXTH FINGER REVELS THAT YOU CAN BE THIS MASTER< BUT YOU HAVE JUST STARTED THIS SECOND HAND OF THE JOURNEY AND IT IS TIME TO PUSH DEEPER
  • 7 – SEVENTH FINGER is the SECOND FINGER on the RIGHT HAND. – this is a finger of DIRECT ACTION> where is you gave away birds with the 2nd finger, you can now give away this bird on the right hand while still doing important things with the left hand because it has all five fingers free to act. you can also spell the “Y’ of my thrd name “YANKOVIC’ by extending those two fingers an the right hand. (THE ARM IS THE BOTTOM PART OF THE Y). YOU ARE INCREDIBLY POWERFUL! DO NOT STOP NOW
  • 8 – EIGHT is the ring finger on the RIGHT HAND. now we understand the perfection of the number 8`. 8 is like the 4, a very stable number. why is this ? because it various mathemagical properties to make it so. 4 + 4 = 8; 4 * 2 = 8; 23 = 8; 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 8; 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 8; as you can see, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS ! WE ALSO NOW UNDERSTAND WHY IS IT THE RING FINGER. if you take two rings, and place one on top of the other you can see the beauty of the “8″. BUT IF YOU DO THIS, THE RINGS WILL PROBABLY FALL, in which case you get the beautiful INFINITY `∞` YOU HAVE ACHIEVED PERFECTION UNDENDING> WAY TO GO!
  • 9 – the NINE is the PINKY of the RIGHT HAND. 9 = 5 + 4. remember, with four you can do things with your hand like pick something up, through it at some ONE or even put your fingers in a bowling bowl and still have more fingers to go. and with 5 YOU HAVE THE POWER NOW IS THE TIME TO GO DEEPER OR FOREVER TURN AWAY. the NINE is a challenging number. you are on the bring of completion. you can realize yourself fully, ore you can fall and fail back on all the progress you’ve done. DO NOT FALL AWAY> SEACRH DEEP WITHIN YOURSELF AND YOU WILL EMERGE A COMPLETE EARTHLYNG WHO HAS THE POWER TO KNOW YOURSELF FULLY
  • 10 – TENs is the THUMB OF THE RIGHT HAND. self-actualization has happened. you are complete. you own your own universe. good job. !) IS THE COMPLETION OF THE SELF, but DO NOT RELAX NOW> THE NUMBER “10″ IS THE COMBINATION OF BOTH THE “1″ and the ’0′. YOU ARE COMPLETE, BUT REMEMBEr, 0: YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING YET, and 1: YOU ARE RIPE WITH POTENTIALITY. THIS HAS ALL BEEN A JOURNEY FOR A GOAL. BUT WAS THE GOAL TO HAVE 10 FINGERS? OF COURSE NOT. NO ONE CARES ABOUT FINGERS!!! IT”S WHAT YOU DO WITH THOSE FINGERS THAT MATTERS> A NEW JOURNEY IS BEGGING AND IT YOUR JOB TO MAKE IT HAPPEN USING THESE FINGERS.
  • 11 and up – humans have not evolved this far yet, so it is pointless to go into these numberologies. i am a perfect being (the number 8) and i have knocked the whole system on it’s side which is how I have ∞ fingers, and it would take to long to explain them all to beings less involved than i am.

NOW THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THE JOURNEY YOU ARE ON,

GO FOR IT, CONNECT THE FOUR AND ACHIEVE YOUR MISSIONARY POSITION!

2 Comments

  1. This brings tears to me eyes. Thank you for explaining your numberology. I understand my love of mathematics more than ever.

  2. smaysles says:

    it is true i am only 10 fingered and less evolved. so i really and verily appreciate your advice about situations like bands “FIGHTING LIKE SCHOOL CHILDREN HUDDLED AROUND THE CANDY BAR ON THE SCHOOLYARD THAT THE SMELLY KID THREW UP INTO THE AIR”. also this news makes me sad. because old hat is very much my favorite band because it brings me so much closer to you, the W.A.Y. And you don’t return my voice mails except by sms texting, so listening to them is like listening to your voice calling me back. so thank you for old hat.

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