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Kick Us In THE TEETH

SOMEONE TALKED ABOUT MY OLD HAT ON MY FACE

DEE DEE TEETH KICKCR

ONE SHOULD NOT HAVE ANOTHR ONE DO THE WORK THEY WANT TO DO> IT MAKES ONE LAZY> BE THE ONE THAT YOU BE

IT MAKES ME LAUGHTER AT YOUR THE LAUGHING ONE< BECAUSE IF YOU LAUGH YOU MUST KNOW THE TRUTH< AND IN THIS CASE YOU RE THE DE_SIEVED ONE BECAUSE IF YOU NKOW ANYTHING YOU WOULD BE KICKING MHYYOLDHATS IN THE TEETH ALREADY

TO HELP DEE DEE DEE LEARN HOW TO BE THE ONE HE ALREADY IS NOT QUITE YET< MY OLD HAT PREPARED A RECORDING OF MY words

please lighten inside of your elf dee de< THIS MIGHT HELP

Kick Us in the Teeth (DEEDEE)

ARND REMEMBER< DON”T BE LAZY AND WORK HARD YOU WANT TO GET SOMETHING DONE DO IT ONCE ELF

MY FRIEND HAMAD

I RE SEEDED AN EMAIL FROM A FRIENDLY HAMAD THIS OTHER DAY< I AM SHARING IT WITH YOU HERE:

Can you believe it! I made it to another birthday! 58 years old. I’ve worked so hard, and have so much I want to learn and do. I’m just not ready to leave earth yet. I’m hoping I’ll see 59! Maybe in about a few months . . . .

Hamad.

I DON”T BELIEVE HIM> BUT HE SOUNDS SO HAPPY> HERE IS HIS PICTURE WHICH HE SENT AS AN E_TTACHMENT

I WROTE THE CAPTION< NOT HIM< SO GIVE CREDIT TO THE DEBTOR THAT”S DUE>

HAMAD IS BLOWING OUT CANDLES WITH EYES CLOLSED> HE SEEMS SCARED OF DYING>

HAMAD IS BLOWING OUT CANDLES WITH EYES CLOLSED> HE SEEMS SCARED OF DYING>

SO HAMAD< HE SAYS HE”S NOT READY TO LEAVE THE EARTH YET> I GET IT> AFTER ALL I HAVEN”T BEEN THERE YET SO WHY WOULD HE WANT TO STAY THERE WHEN I AM HERE? IT IS UNDERSTATEDABLE> BUT< HAMAD< YOU HAVE SEEN THE FIFTY_EIGHT< & YOU WANT TO SEE THE FIFTY_NINE> BUT AS YOURSELF< WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE TWO POINTS? YOU SEE NOT FIFTY_EIGHT AND FYFTI_NINE< BUT ONLY THE FIFTY_NINE BECAUSE THE FIFTY_EIGHT IS CONTAINED WITHIN BOTH>

REMEMBER< WEIGHT NOT ONE> NOT>

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-21

  • Old hat & nico #
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  • Give a dog a boner #
  • Mom, i had a band dream last night #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-17

  • WOWO TODAY IS BORING? PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING FUNNY SO MY EXISTENCE WILL BE BETTER BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS THE BEGINNING OF THE HEEL POROUS #
  • IT IS FOR DAYS THAT I HAVE BEEN BORED> DOES NO ONE CARE FOR MY EXISTENTIALISTANCE? #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-17

  • WOWO TODAY IS BORING? PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING FUNNY SO MY EXISTENCE WILL BE BETTER BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS THE BEGINNING OF THE HEEL POROUS #
  • IT IS FOR DAYS THAT I HAVE BEEN BORED> DOES NO ONE CARE FOR MY EXISTENTIALISTANCE? #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-03

  • @Smaysles I MEANTO REPLY< NOT RT< IM HOME FOR THE WHOLLY HIGH DAZE> WITH THE W FAMILY YANKOVIC> SUPPOSED TO BE FUN< BUT I NEVER REMEMBER THM #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-03

  • @Smaysles I MEANTO REPLY< NOT RT< IM HOME FOR THE WHOLLY HIGH DAZE> WITH THE W FAMILY YANKOVIC> SUPPOSED TO BE FUN< BUT I NEVER REMEMBER THM #

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