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MY OLD HAT

I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT MY OLD HAT> VERY MUCH SO RECENTLY> AFTER I SENT AWAY THE MOST GULLY ONE> TO SPREAD MY w.o.rod.s, i have not been recieving very many tides. bit that ends yesterday, when i made my LADIES OF OLD HAT PERFORM IN TRIBUTE TO ME> IT WAS A BIG SUCCESS> DO YOU REMEMBER MY LADIOS OF OLD HAT? THE CHOSEN DASHONE SAID IT BEST WHEN HE DESCRIBED ALL OF MY OLD HAT AS SUCH

FRAN the elegant woman
dan COULD BE A WOMAN
DIBS was a woman
deenah DEFINITELY A WOMAN
PRESTON loves the ladies

and i love the ladies THE LADIES OF OLD HAT> THIS IS MY FIRST OLD HAT SINCE MY PERTY IN MAY > THERE ARE PICTURES BY LIPPY> LET ME SHOW YOU THEM

this one is of the HOLE PARTY> CLICK IT AND YOU WILL MAKE IT BIGGER

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PRETTY GOOD HUH? YEAH YOU LIKE THAT

the next is of DEFINITELY A WOMAN and you can see WAS A WOMAN there too> WAS A WOMAN is far away and looking more womanly everyday with illustrative long hair > DEFINITELY A WOMAN is serving in LADIES OF OLD HAT yesterday

A LADY OF OLD HAT

NOW LOOK AS MY OLD HAT IS WORST SHIPPED BY ALL THESE DEVOTED FOLLOWERS

MY OLD HAT IS WORST SHIPPED

AND HERE loves the ladies AND was a woman PERFORM AS MY OLD HAT AND NICO WITH THERE ILLUSTRATIVE BLONDE HAIRS

OLD HAT AND NICO BLOND HAIRS

MY OLD HAT IN PLACE TRIBUTARY

MY OLD HAT PLACE IN TRIBUTARY

THE LIPPY DID NOT GET ANY HOT SHOTS OF the elegant woman BUT YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE DRUM KITS ABOVE AND IN THE LEFT CORNER HERE LOOKING VERY ELEGANT AS ALL WES

RE SPECT

THANK YOU TO THE LIPPY FOR THE HOT SHOTS> SEE THEM ALL HERE http://pickup.lippemanufacturing.org/OHat/

UNTIL NEXT TITHE

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  • @motem I HAVE HEARD YORE W.O.R.D.S. AND YOU EAR IS AN EARTH FOREST TO BE WRECKED WITH> #
  • SLOW HAND @motem YOUR HAND MAYBE SOLW BUT YOU MUST HORR Y TO MEET MY OLD HAT #

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Kick Us In THE TEETH

SOMEONE TALKED ABOUT MY OLD HAT ON MY FACE

DEE DEE TEETH KICKCR

ONE SHOULD NOT HAVE ANOTHR ONE DO THE WORK THEY WANT TO DO> IT MAKES ONE LAZY> BE THE ONE THAT YOU BE

IT MAKES ME LAUGHTER AT YOUR THE LAUGHING ONE< BECAUSE IF YOU LAUGH YOU MUST KNOW THE TRUTH< AND IN THIS CASE YOU RE THE DE_SIEVED ONE BECAUSE IF YOU NKOW ANYTHING YOU WOULD BE KICKING MHYYOLDHATS IN THE TEETH ALREADY

TO HELP DEE DEE DEE LEARN HOW TO BE THE ONE HE ALREADY IS NOT QUITE YET< MY OLD HAT PREPARED A RECORDING OF MY words

please lighten inside of your elf dee de< THIS MIGHT HELP

Kick Us in the Teeth (DEEDEE)

ARND REMEMBER< DON”T BE LAZY AND WORK HARD YOU WANT TO GET SOMETHING DONE DO IT ONCE ELF

MY FRIEND HAMAD

I RE SEEDED AN EMAIL FROM A FRIENDLY HAMAD THIS OTHER DAY< I AM SHARING IT WITH YOU HERE:

Can you believe it! I made it to another birthday! 58 years old. I’ve worked so hard, and have so much I want to learn and do. I’m just not ready to leave earth yet. I’m hoping I’ll see 59! Maybe in about a few months . . . .

Hamad.

I DON”T BELIEVE HIM> BUT HE SOUNDS SO HAPPY> HERE IS HIS PICTURE WHICH HE SENT AS AN E_TTACHMENT

I WROTE THE CAPTION< NOT HIM< SO GIVE CREDIT TO THE DEBTOR THAT”S DUE>

HAMAD IS BLOWING OUT CANDLES WITH EYES CLOLSED> HE SEEMS SCARED OF DYING>

HAMAD IS BLOWING OUT CANDLES WITH EYES CLOLSED> HE SEEMS SCARED OF DYING>

SO HAMAD< HE SAYS HE”S NOT READY TO LEAVE THE EARTH YET> I GET IT> AFTER ALL I HAVEN”T BEEN THERE YET SO WHY WOULD HE WANT TO STAY THERE WHEN I AM HERE? IT IS UNDERSTATEDABLE> BUT< HAMAD< YOU HAVE SEEN THE FIFTY_EIGHT< & YOU WANT TO SEE THE FIFTY_NINE> BUT AS YOURSELF< WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE TWO POINTS? YOU SEE NOT FIFTY_EIGHT AND FYFTI_NINE< BUT ONLY THE FIFTY_NINE BECAUSE THE FIFTY_EIGHT IS CONTAINED WITHIN BOTH>

REMEMBER< WEIGHT NOT ONE> NOT>

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  • WOWO TODAY IS BORING? PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING FUNNY SO MY EXISTENCE WILL BE BETTER BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS THE BEGINNING OF THE HEEL POROUS #
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  • WOWO TODAY IS BORING? PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING FUNNY SO MY EXISTENCE WILL BE BETTER BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS THE BEGINNING OF THE HEEL POROUS #
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